One of my favourite meals at home is “Home-made Soup”, which has ground pork, carrots, celery, onions, tomato and potato. We usually mix it with our bowl of rice…

M: So, do you want to have Home-Soup Made tonight?
A: Nah, let’s have a Soup-Made Home instead…
M: I MEAN HOME-MADE SOU- *erupts in laughter*