One of my favourite meals at home is “Home-made Soup”, which has ground pork, carrots, celery, onions, tomato and potato. We usually mix it with our bowl of rice…

M: So, do you want to have Home-Soup Made tonight?
A: Nah, let’s have a Soup-Made Home instead…
M: I MEAN HOME-MADE SOU- *erupts in laughter*

I Learned More At The Theatre Than In Lecture Today

11:10 PM Jon: Lesson of the day: Don’t get tickets w/ a guy to a movie with a name such as “Date Night”
11:11 PM me: oh laud.
lmao
hahahhahahahaha
Jon: yea lol it was sooo weird
me: WHY.
WOULD U DO THATTTTT
Jon: my friend and i went to the ticket booth to get the tix and then he was like… can we have 2 tickets to see the date….. movie.. night… date night movie thing?
11:12 PM then i was like WOW that’s sooooo gay
hahaha

So yes, my friend had quite the awkward. However, I’d very much like to have a date night sometime. With a woman.